to my best friend:

i had no idea you read this. geez even the man i think i'm spending the rest of my life with doesn't read this. the other day i told him about how your moon completes me.. conclusion: WE'RE GAY. i totally want those necklaces still. i wish you didn't live such a far car drive away. if i had a ton of money [which i'm assuming is a lot because money doesn't weigh that much], i'd fly over to your nook of the nation. but i don't. so i'll express my love for you via the internet. so.. Tawn, i love you. thanks for always caring [or at least pretending]! i'm glad you have bob, but remember, i was first [and am better!]. i love you both and .. stop reading this thing! it's nonsensical and bad for your brain! 

seriously though, i miss you. 

come home soon, and get in my belly!