floozies.

i find it funny when guys say they're not used to meeting girls like me. flattering, a little, but it mostly just destroys your reputation in my head because i automatically think that: a) you hang out with bimbos and floozies, b) you weren't aware that girls can be smart AND pretty, c) you're narrow-minded for thinking that i would be just like every other girl you've met. whatever the truth may be, i truly enjoy every time that i can shut a guy up in the middle of his pick up line. it especially pleases me when you confess that you need a moment to think because you weren't expecting me to say something so vulgar, mean, intelligent, belittling, etc. now, maybe if i were every other girl you would be able to handle me. i wouldn't be able to handle my liquor, and your game would seem on point. but the truth is, that no matter how drunk i am- i can still make decisions that i won't regret in the morning. i've got my head on straight and i know what i want out of life- and it doesn't include a phonebook full of man whores' numbers, a memory full of drunken misbehavior, or a lifetime full of regret for not pursuing greater things. so if you're not used to meeting girls like me, i'm sorry for you. maybe you ought to look in different places to find a girl of quality. this one is just not for you.